1) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
only baths for me, darling - filled with goats milk at that.
2) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
duh, yeah. how do I know if I'm using the dandruff free shampoo or dry dry ends?
3) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
Had I a power shower installled with a free George Clooney in it, then no doubt I would -only a lot louder.
4) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
yes siree, and loved every minute of it!
5) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
no because that's wrong, really very wrong. Baths on the other hand, I've had quite a few.
6) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Oh yes, a tip I picked up from my brother - saves loads of time
7) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
no, why?
8) How old do you look?
not as young as i used to. Last year my daughter was sat on my knee facing me, 'what's that on your face, mama?' Raucious laughter in the background from my mother - 'ha ha she means your lines' yeah, thanks.
9) How old do you act?
depends who I'm with. With my daughter I act 3, with my lover I act 23 he he. when I'm on my own I act 13
10) What's the last song you sang?
maroon 5 this love has taken it's toll blah blah whilst waiting to speak to some dumbass woman at the 3 network.
11) Have you recently become a member of anything?
the I don't work because I'm a lazy ass mother club
12) What are your plans for the weekend?
ooh, this is a good one, fella's birthday on Saturday and he's irish so BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG celebration and plenty of guiness to be had by all! yay!
13) Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
Closed, it's RUDE not to.
14) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
oh my god, yes and never again! I has briuses on my shins for weeks after and between my legs where the rope had been. I couldn't walk the next day. But I did look hot, so I was told after anyway.
15) Did you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
nah, hate being sick. perfer diahrea (I know that's not how you spell it) - If only there was an eaing disorder where you could poo it all out....
16) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
the captured damsel in distress who gets ravashed my all the sexy pirates
17) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
and a ho and a slag and a tart and a ....
18) Have you ever been called a slut?
constantly
19) Have you ever smuggled something into America?
no but I smuggled a lighter through customs on to the plane, the bastards took my other novelty New York taxi one and kept it. They didn't see that one though ha ha h aha haa.
20) Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
Oh definately, there's nothing sexier than a musician, show me a man who can play even the spoons and I'm on my back
21) Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
Well we were good in the 70's, does that count?
22) Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
popcorn? what popcorn?
23) How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
53
24) How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
every last one of em
25) Do you have more enemies or more friends?
friends
26) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
nah, everyone must know who I am!
27) Can you fix ur own car?
a little bit, can add oil and screen wash and pump up tyres, anything else I leave to the blokes
28) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
Would be nice to have the chance to, sob, nobody loves me!
29) Are you smarter than your friends?
yeah, all of them. I'm great.
30) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
God yes! All the time, mostly they know about it though
31) Have you ever been to jail?
no
32) Should you have?
ask my lawyer
32) Do you like the taste of beer?
urgh NO! and i only think men like it because they're conditioned as adolesent boys into thinking this is what you have to drink to be a man.
34) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream
No, how boring am I? I have flown quite a distance though, does that count?
35) Have you ever given to charity?
yup, especially for abused kids, hate what happens to them so try to do my bit.
36) Would you kill a dog for £1000?
depends, is the dog really old and ill and going to die anyway? maybe. definately not if it's a cute pup.
37) Do you sometimes get depressed?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
38) Do you live with your parents?
God no, tried that and I very nearly killed my mother. Love her though I do, living with her drives me nuts.
39) Do you have plans for your future?
Oh yes, I've got to go to the bookies this afternoon and place a bet at Cheltenham. Isn't that what you meant?
