An unhealthy obsession has begun…
@ 24.04.2006 - 09:52:11I’ve had my fair share of crushes through the years, starting with Kevin Costner (Dances With Wolves did it for me, I’m afraid), then Keanu Reeves (Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey has a lot to answer for), then the obligatory one’s, of course – Brad and George. But lately there hasn’t been anyone new.
This all changed last night.
Forever.
When Sharpe first came to our screens, probably about 10 years ago, I was far more interested in going out and getting wasted than watching some crappy tv show. OH! How wrong was I? I now feel cheated, I’ve missed out on years of the lovely Sharpe. Last night, as he rode into the Indian dessert on horse back in THAT uniform, I could barely contain myself! MY GOD! What a perfectly formed male. I’m afraid I have now joined the ranks and housewives favourite Sean Bean is also mine.
The problem is, I’m starting to get obsessed. And get stalkerish thoughts. This is never really a good thing, I found out recently that my lovely Sean lives nearby (well within 50 miles anyway), and plays darts or bowls or something (I wasn’t interested in exactly what) on a local pub team. So I got to thinking I could start frequenting this pub and maybe… just maybe…. Sigh….
He’ll fall in love with me and take me away from all this.
Plausible? Or should I be sectioned?
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Lol, I've got them all on DVD, not for the Sean Bean reason though 
If you're going to go near him wear a Sheffield United shirt 
 | RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-24 @ 09:58 |
send them my way NOW!!!! i order it! See? I'm obsessed!
Sheffield United shirt.... like it, like it....
 | ajnspencer pro http://www.devon-photography.co.uk 2006-04-24 @ 11:20 |
Lol! I'll find a big jiffy bag
OK, practice these names... Neil Warnock, Micheal Tongue (pronounced like Pete Tong), Neil Montomgery, Neil Shipperly.
And the necessary phrase "Paddy Kenny is a good goalkeeper for a chunky lad!"
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-24 @ 13:51 |
Right, got it. Neil Warnock, Michael Tongue (I coulkd slip in an inuendo there, he he), Neil Montgomery, Neil Shipperly.
I think I'll tell him I know what the offside rule is aswell, he's sure to be mine after that!
| ajnspencer pro http://www.devon-photography.co.uk 2006-04-24 @ 14:05 |
"I like Tongue"
"It's pronounced Tong"
"Who said I meant football?"
Oh, make much of how deleriously happy you are they're in the Premiership
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-25 @ 08:53 |
LOL yep, that's pretty much how I envisage the conversation going!
Oh but I AM happy they're in the premiership (is it working? )
| ajnspencer pro http://www.devon-photography.co.uk 2006-04-25 @ 09:37 |
Lol, it's perfect, you'll have him eating out your hand.
2006-04-24 @ 10:08
I always enjoyed sharpe, back in the day and last nights wasn't bad.
We now play the "spot the woman he is going to shag" as soon as it starts. Last night it was a bit easy - Castle, captive woman with heaving busty parts, must be her. Or could it be the sultry indain woman who is the power behind the throne, who knows.
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-24 @ 13:48 |
yes, I noticed that too - quite convenient that his wife happened to die - and we're going to find out tonight who it is! I think i might take up acting, then maybe I could play the next busty blonde...
 | dennypoos [Member] 2006-04-24 @ 10:21 |
So thats it then. You've ditched Darcy.
Women, so damm fickle.You'll be telling me next that Boris Johnson is just a bonkers blonde biking bloke.
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-24 @ 13:54 |
oh NO! Darcey is still very much there, with his wet shirt and all, though he's a little 'jowly' for my liking now...
Sorry don't know who Boris Johnson is, hmmm, maybe I'll look him up and another obsession can start. Blonde biking bloke, you say...
 | GoingSomewhere [Member] 2006-04-24 @ 14:17 |
Ooooh, Sean Bean. He was absoloutely gorgeous in Lady Chatterley. He played the part beautifully.
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-25 @ 08:57 |
oh yes, you're sooooooooooo right! borrowed it last night, and had an epic Sean Bean night - I think I had 5 hours in all. heaven. hmm, maybe this obsession is turning bad now!
2006-04-24 @ 15:51
heheheh. I cant see it myself - he's gone all craggy looking since the last Sharpe series. I guess thats not such a bad thing?
I wonder if I should I be giving myself a bloody nose, a "Northern accent" and covering myself in dust would work for me??? LOL!! Probably not. I'd just look like I'd fallen over whilst doing a Peter Kay impression!!! LOL
Crushes are a nasty business though - they do have a tendancy to occupy more brain power than I would like....ah well...
Kirstie Allsopp was on my pedastal until I found out she was preggers. At least Penny Smith and Daisy Haggard will have some more space. Am stil debating if the red haired girl from Mythbusters should get a place or if I can forgive Kiera Knightly for being so skinny and put her on there.
I'm sure Sean is trying to free up his diary for you as I type...
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-25 @ 09:01 |
oooh nooooo! I like the craggy, very much not a bad thing - he soooooooooo fine!
I dunno, you should try the bloody nose thing, works for me everytime - can't beat a man who's been punched to within an inch of his life.
Don't forgive Keira - have anybody else in the world. But I just can't stand her!!! As much as I am obessed with Sean, I detest that woman. She can't act and is indeed, far too skinny.
God, if only Mr Bean were.... sigh....
2006-04-25 @ 09:12
heheh!!!
You're right about Kiera of course, what was I thinking? I dont like skinny girls. And I'd forgotten about Holly Willoughby..mmmmmmmm. Ah.
Didnt think too much of the second half of Sharpe last night though dont know about you?
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-25 @ 09:28 |
ahhh, can't you do better than Holly, she annoys me too and looks like a female version of Phillip Schofield. Try again, actually - I bet you any money I can find fault with any female you come up with. me? Well, of course, I'M perfect
the secod half? It was great, Sean had his top off and was beaten about a bit. Can't remember what else happened.
2006-04-27 @ 18:32
Poor Holly - she's a doll!! ok, so apart from you being the perfect woman (I can hardly have you on my pedastal now can I? Well, not without looking all stalker-ish anyway) - who would you have?
Choices for me are
Cat Deely
Julia Sawalha
Emma Bunton (well she is cute)
The girl who played Faith in Buffy
Rose McGowan (mmmmm)
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-27 @ 23:04 |
I'll be on your pedestal no probs, just climbing up now. 
Cat - quite cool, a little on the stick insict side though
Julia - I'll let you have that one smart and funny and not skinny
Emma - yeah, she's the most 'real' of the spice girls
Faith - yep she's cool too I know a few people who fancy her actually.
Rose McGowan - don't know who she is so can't slag her off!
not a bad selection my friend. I'd have em all, isn't that what you menat?
2006-04-27 @ 23:40
Rose McGowan is the ginger haired (sometimes) one from Charmed.
I dont fancy really skinny girls at all actually..so I'm not sure how Cat and Rose made it..(Rose is lovely though)
I just wanted your approval :-p , but if you're going to start saying things like that - I'm going have to have a cold shower and lie down.. :-D
Oh, I hate celebrity crushes, they can make you sooo depressed. I say stalk him, stalk him till your hair turns white, do not rest until you have at least one pair of used pants and some toneail clippings in a locket around your neck!
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-25 @ 09:04 |
Thanks Ems! I knew I could rely on you to give me the right ammount of encouragement! Yes, used pants - what a wonderful idea, I'll put that on my list.
It's awful really, I haven't had a crush like this since Keanu and that all went horribly wrong when I saw a picture of him snogging some blond bird in a magazine - I was distraught! Difference is though, Sean lives nearby..... he he he
I know, you have the course of your entire relationship all nicely planned out, and then Heat magazine comes along and ruins it for you with a five page spread featuring your beloved with his tongue in the ear of some piece of trash.
Although with perserverance, and the right pair of spy shoes, you could one day become that piece of trash. Living nearby is a definite bonus.
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-25 @ 20:53 |
lol 'become that piece of trash' HA HA!!!! that made me laugh out loud. The worst thing is, right now that's ALL I want out of life, not health, not happiness, not cash just to be Sean Bean's bit of trash. I don't ask for much.
Come on, being Sean Bean's piece of trash, how many people can put that on their CV?
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-27 @ 23:05 |
so true, consider it done.
2006-04-25 @ 01:24
Screw the above advice (..damn, I have to watch my language..!)
Sean is not your man - you should have seen him in Ronin, snooker players are more attractive and they all hang in Sheffield...!
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-25 @ 09:06 |
I did see him in Ronin and I think this is why my obsession has taken such a long time to develop - he wasn't so great in that.
awww, I wanna stalk him, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!?
2006-04-25 @ 09:08
Guess the cues didn't help huh..
I suspect you have already started - u need absolution already..?
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-25 @ 09:30 |
nahh, I need a bit of blood and snooker don't do it for me.
absolution? who said I wanted to be absolved?! I LIKE being a stalker, it gives me a tremendous sense of well being.
2006-04-25 @ 10:57
If it's blood you want you just invite them to the Sheffield Ice Rink - and push 'em over...
Ahh as Sean's bodyguard you must have been the obsequious one that bleated "Huh-huh-huh-hi. Umm, ahh, Sh-eeean? Would you... I mean, if I...no, that's stupid. I know I'm an idiot... wow, as if you didn't know that already, but c-c-c-could you...
Self-esteem is essential - would you like a copy of 'The how to technique for finding humour in dysfunction'..?
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-25 @ 20:55 |
send it my way moondancer!
2006-04-26 @ 21:58
kevin costner
enough said lol
val doonigan was one of mine
aaaaaaaaaah i loved his snuggly warm jumpers
| RapunzelRapunzel [Member] 2006-04-26 @ 22:20 |
yes, with Kev I was young and impressionable, that's all I can say in my defence!
Val? I'm happy with whatever rocks your boat, baby!
I am sooooo with you on this crush. I have been in the U.K. for a little over two months and discovered the jaw dropping Sean Bean ( funny name though ) a little while back. I even got tickets, and attended the England v Germany Legends match in Reading because the advertisment said he would be playing. What a rip off ... he wasn't even in the county that night!!! All I got for my trouble was to see a beer bellied Paul Gasgoine and a stupid m.p. Oh well. Got off track a little ... thumbs up to Sharpe!!!
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